A pirate captain tagged me :P

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:iconscurvypiratehog: tagged me... Oh well, let's go then!

10 facts about me

1) I'm a polyglot - I can speak pretty good something like 6 languages and I can read in 8.
2) I lost several friends due to a paraphilia which I'm afflicted with.
3) I have a relationship based on conflict with most girls I know
4) I'm studying for driver's license
5) I prefer UK English, Spanish spoken in Spain and Portuguese spoken in Portugal rathen than the American versions (I'm a language purist, guys, you can't help it)
6) My personality is 60% Batman and 40% Joker
7) If someone teases me, I can show a bellicose and aggressive character
8) I'm fond of several people, including former friends (that's no good, I know)
9) I've been isolated very often until some years ago because my acquaintances see me as different from them, due to my voice, my look and my orientation
10) I hate living in Italy and I wish to be any other person

Cap. Scurvy's questions:

1. Will you answer NO to this question?
Noye

2. Can I have some change???
I'm broke, mate

3. Sonic just showed up at your door, and proposed to you. How do you react? (If your a dude, then its Sally who proposes to you!)
I'd introduce my son to her (a porcupine and a squirrel... Meh :shrug:)

4. I just shot you with my genderbender ray. how do you react?
Well, at least I won't have problems with boners anymore =)

5. How would you react if you actually MET ME, OUTSIDE of DA, like in real life! Face to face!
Like I did with the other people I met here in Italy: 'Oh, so you're [devuser]! I'm Lynus, nice to meet ya!', handshake, short conversation, 'Well, it's been a pleasure, dude, goodbye!'

6. Who would win in a fight between a lion and 1,000 bees?
Interesting question... Let's suggest this to National Geographic

7. If a car is driving with the speed of light and turn on its lights what will happen?
Gotta ask a friend of mine about this

8. What color is Jim's red gun?
... Red?

9. If you found yourself trapped in an underground Egyptian chamber, how would you escape if you only had a revolver and pen to help you? I forgot to mention that the chamber is filled with transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys.
Ha, you fool! Thanks to my Omnitransformer I can turn into Deadpool to destroy them and teleport myself outside with a device

10. If a fly didn't have wings, would it be called a walk?
And tell me,
why is a raven like a writing desk?


My turn now...

1. For her ~ what would you save between a shoe store and a hairstylist boutique if they'd burn? / For him ~ what would you save between a videogame store and a comics store if they'd burn?
2. How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
3. What size do you wear? (clothes, shoes etc.)
4. Last book/comic you read?
5. What films are you going to watch at cinema?
6. Do you like to cook? Why or why not?
7. What art form do you like best?
8. Do you think it is important to be in fashion?
9. Do you think that the Internet usage is an anti-social activity?
10. How can you make 7 even?

So, my victims are
:iconmartyna-chan:, :iconthecherrytop:, :iconxdrugsoulsx:, :iconqindynasty97:, :iconfrancythehedgehog:, :iconfexasch:, :iconpurplewolfpuppy:, :iconredwd:

Usual rule: do it only if you feel like to do it, otherwise no problemo
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g0thi-cr0c's avatar
Allora non sono l'unica a preferire l'inglese europeo rispetto a quello americano!

In ogni caso auguroni,spero che tu passi un bellissimo compleanno!