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tagged me... Oh well, let's go then!
10 facts about me
1) I'm a polyglot - I can speak pretty good something like 6 languages and I can read in 8.
2) I lost several friends due to a paraphilia which I'm afflicted with.
3) I have a relationship based on conflict with most girls I know
4) I'm studying for driver's license
5) I prefer UK English, Spanish spoken in Spain and Portuguese spoken in Portugal rathen than the American versions (I'm a language purist, guys, you can't help it)
6) My personality is 60% Batman and 40% Joker
7) If someone teases me, I can show a bellicose and aggressive character
8) I'm fond of several people, including former friends (that's no good, I know)
9) I've been isolated very often until some years ago because my acquaintances see me as different from them, due to my voice, my look and my orientation
10) I hate living in Italy and I wish to be any other person
Cap. Scurvy's questions:
1. Will you answer NO to this question?
Noye
2. Can I have some change???
I'm broke, mate
3. Sonic just showed up at your door, and proposed to you. How do you react? (If your a dude, then its Sally who proposes to you!)
I'd introduce my son to her (a porcupine and a squirrel... Meh )
4. I just shot you with my genderbender ray. how do you react?
Well, at least I won't have problems with boners anymore
5. How would you react if you actually MET ME, OUTSIDE of DA, like in real life! Face to face!
Like I did with the other people I met here in Italy: 'Oh, so you're [devuser]! I'm Lynus, nice to meet ya!', handshake, short conversation, 'Well, it's been a pleasure, dude, goodbye!'
6. Who would win in a fight between a lion and 1,000 bees?
Interesting question... Let's suggest this to National Geographic
7. If a car is driving with the speed of light and turn on its lights what will happen?
Gotta ask a friend of mine about this
8. What color is Jim's red gun?
... Red?
9. If you found yourself trapped in an underground Egyptian chamber, how would you escape if you only had a revolver and pen to help you? I forgot to mention that the chamber is filled with transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys.
Ha, you fool! Thanks to my Omnitransformer I can turn into Deadpool to destroy them and teleport myself outside with a device
10. If a fly didn't have wings, would it be called a walk?
And tell me, why is a raven like a writing desk?
My turn now...
1. For her ~ what would you save between a shoe store and a hairstylist boutique if they'd burn? / For him ~ what would you save between a videogame store and a comics store if they'd burn?
2. How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
3. What size do you wear? (clothes, shoes etc.)
4. Last book/comic you read?
5. What films are you going to watch at cinema?
6. Do you like to cook? Why or why not?
7. What art form do you like best?
8. Do you think it is important to be in fashion?
9. Do you think that the Internet usage is an anti-social activity?
10. How can you make 7 even?
So, my victims are
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Usual rule: do it only if you feel like to do it, otherwise no problemo
10 facts about me
1) I'm a polyglot - I can speak pretty good something like 6 languages and I can read in 8.
2) I lost several friends due to a paraphilia which I'm afflicted with.
3) I have a relationship based on conflict with most girls I know
4) I'm studying for driver's license
5) I prefer UK English, Spanish spoken in Spain and Portuguese spoken in Portugal rathen than the American versions (I'm a language purist, guys, you can't help it)
6) My personality is 60% Batman and 40% Joker
7) If someone teases me, I can show a bellicose and aggressive character
8) I'm fond of several people, including former friends (that's no good, I know)
9) I've been isolated very often until some years ago because my acquaintances see me as different from them, due to my voice, my look and my orientation
10) I hate living in Italy and I wish to be any other person
Cap. Scurvy's questions:
1. Will you answer NO to this question?
Noye
2. Can I have some change???
I'm broke, mate
3. Sonic just showed up at your door, and proposed to you. How do you react? (If your a dude, then its Sally who proposes to you!)
I'd introduce my son to her (a porcupine and a squirrel... Meh )
4. I just shot you with my genderbender ray. how do you react?
Well, at least I won't have problems with boners anymore
5. How would you react if you actually MET ME, OUTSIDE of DA, like in real life! Face to face!
Like I did with the other people I met here in Italy: 'Oh, so you're [devuser]! I'm Lynus, nice to meet ya!', handshake, short conversation, 'Well, it's been a pleasure, dude, goodbye!'
6. Who would win in a fight between a lion and 1,000 bees?
Interesting question... Let's suggest this to National Geographic
7. If a car is driving with the speed of light and turn on its lights what will happen?
Gotta ask a friend of mine about this
8. What color is Jim's red gun?
... Red?
9. If you found yourself trapped in an underground Egyptian chamber, how would you escape if you only had a revolver and pen to help you? I forgot to mention that the chamber is filled with transvestite scorpions and radioactive monkeys.
Ha, you fool! Thanks to my Omnitransformer I can turn into Deadpool to destroy them and teleport myself outside with a device
10. If a fly didn't have wings, would it be called a walk?
And tell me, why is a raven like a writing desk?
My turn now...
1. For her ~ what would you save between a shoe store and a hairstylist boutique if they'd burn? / For him ~ what would you save between a videogame store and a comics store if they'd burn?
2. How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
3. What size do you wear? (clothes, shoes etc.)
4. Last book/comic you read?
5. What films are you going to watch at cinema?
6. Do you like to cook? Why or why not?
7. What art form do you like best?
8. Do you think it is important to be in fashion?
9. Do you think that the Internet usage is an anti-social activity?
10. How can you make 7 even?
So, my victims are
, , , , , , ,
Usual rule: do it only if you feel like to do it, otherwise no problemo
May updates (my b-day, uni and more)
Sooo, to begin with, first things first, I thank you all for b-day wishes =) I spent it alone yet I made up few days later with my friends of Florence
As for university, well, in few weeks I'll finish my classes, the stress is humongous but I'm trying to hang in In addition to some issues with my new credit card, this week is gonna be the farewell week since several foreign friends I got acquainted with will leave to get back in their home countries =( So sad, I hope I'll see them again one day, but for now I must focus on my studies
Besides, in few weeks I'll have my theory test for driver's license as well as my summer exams for June a
Happy Easter to everyone + more stuff
To begin with,
Happy Easter, guys! Buona Pasqua, joyeuses Pâques, felices Pascuas, feliz Páscoa, frohe Ostern, vrolijk Pasen, с Пасхой! (well, actually in Orthodox Church it will be Easter in one week, but oh well...) =) I hope these days will be great for you
Besides this, well, I heard 'bout the tragedy of Notre Dame in Paris... :'( It was horrible, I visited it when I was 4 or 5, I can't recall much but it was a nice experience... I hope they'll manage to reconstruct the cathedral, it's one of the symbols of the French capital, together with the Eiffel Tower =( Courage mes amis, ne perdez
2019 first updates
To begin with, folks, I'm so sorry for my inactivity here, these weeks are cold, monotonous, grey... A little consolation is, I got an A+ at the exam of Russian Literature Aaand, what else? Nothing serious, I'll take the next exam in 3 weeks and a half (English Literature) and maybe in this period I'll have the test for the driver's license Basically I'm feeling pretty apathetic and lethargic recently, I donno why... Perhaps I'm just going through a listless phase, I'm not sure about that, but I hope it will pass soon As for the rest, well, what I can say? I just hope this year everything will be okay, although I can't feel that optimis
Merry Christmas guys!
Just a journal to wish everyone my Happy Christmas greetings and hopefully all of you are spending good holidays =)
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Allora non sono l'unica a preferire l'inglese europeo rispetto a quello americano!
In ogni caso auguroni,spero che tu passi un bellissimo compleanno!
In ogni caso auguroni,spero che tu passi un bellissimo compleanno!